How to Make Smut Stew and Other Deep Interview Answers

 

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Emily Cale is a multi-published erotic romance author and a fellow Ellora’s Cave author! She has an impressive educational background in creative writing, so it’s no wonder she’s been able to find so much success in publishing.

She’s published with Ellora’s Cave, Decadent Publishing, Breathless Press, Passion In Print Press, Evernight Publishing and Wicked Ink Press, among others.

I was so thrilled when Emily interviewed me for her blog! We had a fun conversation about how I got my break, where I get my inspiration, and my somewhat inappropriate advice to my sixteen year old self. Check it out! While you’re there, be sure to look at her long list of great books–Emily has written something for everyone.

You can find her latest work, Honeymoon Suite, a romantic and hot novella about newlyweds getting wild after the ceremony, here at Ellora’s Cave: Honeymoon Suite

 

Now quit wasting time and find out why Emily and I are brought our lacy lingerie and bail money to the interview: Emily Cale Interview with Piper Trace

 

 

Boobs & Books! I’m Featured on the BiblioBabes Blog!

The BiblioBabes, Kat & Cara

(Say *that* 5 times fast!)

I still remember when I first came across their website…the more I read, the more my jaw dropped. We were (as they put it) separated at birth! I wanted to tweet to them immediately with something like, “Hey, you don’t know me, but we’re soul-mates and I’m your new best friend and we’re moving in together.” But knowing that was just a *wee* bit stalkerish, I cleared my throat and instead tweeted something like, “Lovely literature site, ladies. Carry on.” Well, that’s probably not accurate, but regardless, fast-forward to now and it’s a mutual love affair as I knew it would be. 😀

There is just nothing I love more than smart, unapologetic ladies who also happen to love literature. Throw in dark, sexy, funny and proud of their amazing breasts, and count me as a full-fledged fangirl.

Now if you’re not already hooked at this point in my description, let me introduce you to a little bit of heaven that the BiblioBabes like to call “Naked Reading Sunday”… Every Sunday they post a picture of one of them naked or semi-naked with only the book they’re reading covering their bare chest.

It’s one of the rare moments I hate books. 😉

And here, they blog about ME!! Imagine how thrilled I was! Our New Friend 

 

 

The email the creepy guy who writes to female erotic romance authors would write to Stephen King

Sometimes creepy guys come across female erotic romance writers and they think, “Oooh, I bet she’d love for me, a scary internet stranger, to say nasty things to her! I just have to send her an email/tweet/ransom-note-in-cut-out-letters and tell her what I think about her and the books she writes!”

Well, under that same logic, here’s the same creepy email from that same creepy guy if he decides to write to Stephen King instead. Keep in mind as you interpret, I write the hot/sexy, Stephen King writes the scary. 🙂

Dear Stephen King,

I saw your picture on your website. You are so scary. When I see your books and read your blog, I can’t believe how SCARED I get!

How do you come up with the ideas for what you put in your books? Have you done those things in real life? You must have one scary mind…

Like in that one book where the terrifying monster-clown ripped off the boy’s arm and he died–has that really happened to you?? I bet it has. I bet you like it SO SCARY.

I bet you write the things you do because you have a fantasy that you’ll get the same…that an evil, murderous clown will come out of the toilet and just scare the SHIT out of you!

You know my wife is scary too. When she reads your books, she gets so scared. I think you two should get together and you could scare my wife. Oooh, I’d love to watch that–you scaring her, her scaring you–and then maybe I’d join in and scare both of you good. Or maybe I’d just watch. God, that would be SO SCARY.

But why do you write the scary stuff? Are you just trying to sell books by scaring people? You’re really talented. Why don’t you write a REAL book in which people don’t get scared all the time?

I mean, you could have scary things happen in the book, but is it really necessary for people in your books to get scared so OFTEN, and in such GRAPHIC DETAIL? If you toned it down people might see that you’re actually a great writer and not just a writer who writes scary stuff.

I mean, not me, of course. I like writers who write the scary stuff.

Stephen, you know what your website needs? A picture of you getting scared. Or better yet, email it me at imadelusionalloser@hotmail.com.

Writing this email is getting me so scared. I have to go now so I can think about how scary you are and scream in fear while I scare myself. You know, I have a lot of fear. Like huge fear. You would be so scared if you saw the size of my fear. I should send you a picture of it. Maybe you could write a story about it.

Signed,

Someone who’s never going to read your books but who stumbled across your website while searching for “hot young blondes freeboobing”

Ridiculous, no? 

Guys, don’t scare the ladies. It’s hard to write the smut when you’re creeped out. And nobody wins when the smut-writing slows down. Now, creepy guy, go buy my book, give it to your *ahem* lucky lady, and…

go scare yourself. 

Cheers!

Piper 🙂

**BREAKING NEWS** Fueling Her Fire now available on AllRomanceEbooks.com!

My 5-star rated Ellora’s Cave debut book is now available from All Romance! It’s listed with four flames…enough to heat you up on this cold day! Plus All Romance is running a FIFTY PERCENT rebate special off all Ellora’s Cave books, so it’s never been more affordable to curl up in bed with Dylan…he’s waiting for you there! HURRY!

You can read an excerpt and buy the book all All Romance here:  Fueling Her Fire

This is a hot, cozy, homey, snowed-in-with-a-hunk-in-a-cabin novella that’s perfect reading for this snowy weather. I hope you check it out!

Read more…Fueling Her Fire

Hoping To Enjoy a Menage in the New Year?

Come When Called…a fresh new menage for 2012

Isn’t this a great cover? But I have to be honest, I’m going to miss staring at the guy on the cover of Fueling Her Fire once it gets closer to the release date for Come When Called, but I think I could get used to these guys too…

I’m hard at work revising Come When Called to make it EVEN hotter, EVEN more emotionally charged, EVEN more erotic than it was when Ellora’s Cave accepted it for publication!

I’ve been reading a lot about what readers are looking for in their menage romance books and I’d love to hear from you! What do you love to see or want to see more of in a threesome / menage book? What do you HATE to see? Leave me a comment or ask me a question, and I promise to answer every one!

(General comments ONLY. NO plot / story ideas! This is a strict rule. Don’t make me spank you.)

The release date is not yet set, but will likely be sometime in the first half of 2012. I’ll keep you updated!

With a picture like that…what could be going on with these three??
Check out the book teaser here!

[Cover art by Dar Albert. Hot.]

**BREAKING NEWS** Fueling Her Fire Now Available at Barnes & Noble for Nook!

My 5-star rated Ellora’s Cave debut book is now available at Barnes & Noble! Curl up in bed with Dylan…clearly he’s waiting for you there!

You can request a free sample and buy the book here:  Fueling Her Fire

This is a hot, cozy, homey, snowed-in-with-a-hunk-in-a-cabin novella that’s perfect reading for your holiday break. I hope you check it out!

Read more…

Fueling Her Fire Now Available on Amazon for Kindle!

My 5-star rated Ellora’s Cave debut book is now available on Amazon! Give yourself a merry, merry Christmas with this hot and romantic story today! Curl up in bed with Dylan with a hot toddy…clearly he’s waiting there for you!

You can read an excerpt and buy the book here:  Fueling Her Fire

This is a hot, cozy, homey, snowed-in-on-Christmas-Eve-in-a-cabin novella that’s perfect reading for your holiday break. Please check it out!

Read more…

BREAKING NEWS! Fueling Her Fire now available!

Today is my release day! Oh happy day!! A lot of work and heart went into this book, and I hope you will check it out and let me know what you think! A special thanks to my awesome editor, Meghan Conrad at Ellora’s Cave, for believing in me and believing in this book.

You can read an excerpt or buy the book on Ellora’s Cave website here:  Fueling Her Fire

This is a hot, cozy, homey, snowed-in-on-Christmas Eve novella that’s perfect reading for your holiday break. Please check it out!

Read more…

Are you cold? Because this man wants to HEAT YOU UP.

 

Is it just me, or does this man’s eyes say he wants to do naughty things to you?

And you know what? I, for one, am completely okay with that…

This is Dylan Johnson, the pseudo-misunderstood, working-man hero in my erotic Christmas novella now available from Ellora’s Cave!  You can read an excerpt or buy the book on Ellora’s Cave website here:  Fueling Her Fire

This is a hot, cozy, homey, snowed-in-on-Christmas Eve novella that’s perfect reading for your holiday break. Please check it out!

Read more…

Go ahead and curl up in bed with Dylan. Clearly he’s waiting for you there…

 

[Cover art by Caitlin Fry. Lovely, isn’t it?]

My first interview — Thank you Anya Davis!

The wonderful Anya Davis interviewed me for her blog. Want to know who are my favorite authors? My favorite books? Pictures of *my* ideas of the HOTTEST men? Check out the interview on Anya’s blog at: Meet Debut Ellora’s Cave Author Piper Trace!