{"id":385,"date":"2012-06-08T15:55:56","date_gmt":"2012-06-08T15:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pipertrace.com\/?p=385"},"modified":"2012-10-18T05:16:39","modified_gmt":"2012-10-18T05:16:39","slug":"burly-construction-hunks-bury-their-cables-in-my-yard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/pipertrace.com\/?p=385","title":{"rendered":"Burly Construction Hunks Bury Their Cables in My…Yard"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So I was sleeping in this morning since I stayed up most of the night writing and I woke up to a loud banging on my door. I grabbed my robe and opened the door to quite a handsome, burly construction guy wearing worn jeans,\u00a0work boots\u00a0and a sleeveless shirt.<\/p>\n

Hello<\/em>.<\/p>\n

“Ma’am, I’m sorry. Did I wake you up?” He’s polite too. And concerned about me. An alpha male with a heart of gold. Who needs coffee?<\/p>\n

” ‘s okay,” I mumble.<\/p>\n

“I’m here to bury– ” (this is all my fuzzy brain processed for a moment) “your cable. I just wanted to let you know.”<\/p>\n

So naturally, watching him and his team work, digging and bending over in their work jeans, I write a hot quickie m\u00e9nage in my head. Unfortunately it’s mainly Penthouse Forum stuff. Not sure Ellora’s Cave would be interested. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

But I did work up the courage to ask if I could take their picture! So here it is. The construction team in all their glory. *fans self*<\/p>\n

Good morning to me…<\/p>\n

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